Garry M. Weinberger

What will you spend your $25 on?

Hmmm… Probably DVD Rentals.

How long have you been visiting TATE’S?
About 9 years, off and on.

How old are you? 32. Look younger, feel older.

How do you make a living?
“Forensic Psychologist”

If you could do ANYTHING, how would you make a living?
Just what I am doing now.

Do you have any pets? What are their names?
Patricia – Maine Coon Cat; VooDoo – Siamese Cat; Cyril – Burmese Cat; Nikki – Akita Dog; Lucky – Cocker Spaniel Dog; Grin – Ferret

Do you have any tattoos? Small Oriental Dragon – I call him “Skippy”.

What was you favorite toy as a child? — Now?
Baron Karza – he kicked the crap out of my Star Wars figures. As an adult, probably my laptop.

What is your most bizarre childhood memory?
Playin a marathon game of Dungeons and Dragons against Satan for my soul. WHAT???

What is the one thing that irritates you the most?
People.

What is your favorite smell?
I have no sense of smell, so anything I CAN smell I am grateful for.

What do you collect?
Highly unusual/obscure action figures, out-of-print role playing games, Popeye junk

What are some of your hobbies?
Fencing, psychologically dissecting popular fictional characters, writing fiction that is bad beyond all reason

Favorite comic?
Poison Elves, Liberty Meadows, Goon, Hellboy, Maxx, Powers, Superman/Batman

Favorite Anime/Cartoon?
Anime: Akira! Nothing else even comes close. It taught the world what animation could be.
Cartoon: Popeye. Gotta love Popeye.

Favorite Movie?
Waaay too many. Hawk the Slayer, A Better Tomorrow, Leon, City of Lost Children, Bullet in the Head, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars

Favorite T-Shirt? My old faded Popeye shirt I have had for 11 years.

What is your dream car?
Lotus Esprit Turbo

What superpowers do you wish you possessed?
The power to superhumanly dodge all responsibility. In retrospect, I would also like Dick Greyson’s super power of remaining a teenager for over 50 years.

If you could banish anyone into the sun, who would it be?
Bill Gates. But that’s just mean.

What Character on The Simpsons do you identify most with?
The old fisherman. I just like to say “arrr” a lot.

Most treasured possession?
My Ph. D. Diploma

Do you have a homepage? No, I annoy people enough in real like, to do it over the internet would be overkill.

List your favorite websites:
www.timewatersguide.com;www.shanemcdonald.com; www.imdb.com