Nicole & Ducky

What will you spend your $25 on? Porn

How long have you been visiting TATE’S? Since before there was recorded time.

How old are you? Nicole: 30; Ducky: 27

How do you make a living? Nicole: Pirating DVDs; Ducky: Coffee Slave

If you could do ANYTHING, how would you make a living? Scaring children.

Do you have any pets? Merun, the west highland terrier and all around hellion.

Do you have any tattoos? Voodoo girl’s heart, Grim Reaper, Campbell Family Crest, Skull & Crossbones, Cat Paw Print. We’ll let you wonder who has what.

What was you favorite toy as a child? — Now? Nicole: Strawberry Shortcake (don’t judge me!) – Now, iPod; Ducky: Then, The Millenium Falcon – Now, The Headless Horseman

What is your most bizarre childhood memory?
Nicole: Going “swimming” in a pickle barrel. You can’t top that! Ducky: It involves clowns.

What is the one thing that irritates you the most? Nicole: Florida drivers; Ducky: The Elderly

What is your favorite smell? The flesh of my enemies while they burn in the eternal flame of my hatred & chocolate chip cookies.

What do you collect? The skulls of our enemies.

What are some of your hobbies? We both knit. No, really.

What is your Favorite Comic/Manga? Nicole: The Sandman & The Watchmen, hands down. Ducky: I Feel Sick, Polly & the Pirates, Gloom Cookie & Courtney Crumin & the Night Things.

What is your Favorite Anime/Cartoon? Nicole: The Venture Brothers & FLCL; Ducky: Invader Zim & Cowboy Bebop

What is your Most Favorite Movie? Showgirls. It’s awesome!!

What is your Favorite Bumper Sticker? Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups

What is your Favorite T-Shirt? Nicole: The glow-in-the-dark “Bat-a-tude” one; Ducky: Jolly Roger shirt. Pirate!

What is your Dream Car? The camero in Better Off Dead!

What superpowers do you wish you possessed? Nicole: Head Explodey; Ducky: The Power of Ultimate Seduction

If you could banish anyone into the sun, who would it be? Dr. Phil

Which character on The Simpsons do you identify most with? Both: Lisa (which is worrisome for the male)

Most treasured possession? Nicole: Your mom; Ducky: Bass Guitar, Gretta

Do you have a homepage? Go there. Worship it!

List your favorite websites: There are no other websites. Ducky would like us to list, but we won’t.