Karl Johnsen

What will you spend your $25 on? Stuff that will rot my teeth or brains (as Mom used to say).

How long have you been visiting TATE’S? Since the begining, at the old location.

How old are you? Old enough to remember seeing Star Wars at the drive-in.

How do you make a living? At the place that prints the TATE’S t-shirts, ATLAS!! Yeaaa!

If you could do ANYTHING, how would you make a living? This is a family shop – no comment.

Do you have any pets? Stretch (coon hound) & Bozo apple head blackbaby Batman (chihuahua).

Do you have any tattoos? Not yet.

What was you favorite toy as a child? — Now? Big Jims LazerVette.

What is your most bizarre childhood memory? My Father being attacked by an ostrich.

What is the one thing that irritates you the most? People who say “Not for nothing, but” and Glenn Beck.

What is your favorite smell? Napalm in the morning or baked chocolate chip cookies.

What do you collect? Batman stuff, dust.

What are some of your hobbies? Scribbling incessantly in sketch pads, wandering around Tate’s.

What is your Favorite Comic/Manga? Faust-love of the damned, Crossed, Richie Rich.

What is your Favorite Anime/Cartoon? Star Blazers

What is your Most Favorite Movie? Star Wars (duh)

What is your Favorite Bumper Sticker? My other car is your mom.

What is your Favorite T-Shirt? Wet

What is your Dream Car? Batmobile (circa Adam West).

What superpowers do you wish you possessed? Nasal Laser (a.k.a. snot blasters), X-ray vision (for villainous purposes).

If you could banish anyone into the sun, who would it be? Dick Cheney.

Which character on The Simpsons do you identify most with? Lyle Lanley, Monorail salesman.

Most treasured possession? See question 7, first thing I’d grab in a house fire.

Do you have a homepage?  karljohns.blogspot.com

What are your favorite websites? fark.com, darkhorizons.com, notcot.org